Reports of Disappearing Pizza

We have had reports from across the country of pizza disappearing just moments after emerging from the over. So get to the bottom on this matter as quickly as possible, we launched a full investigation into these reports.

After weeks of interviews, surveillance and advanced investigation, it was concluded that the sheer deliciousness of the MaMa Rosa's pizzas used in each case was the cause of the disappearance.

To avoid this situation in the future, we advise all consumers to buy ample MaMa Rosa's pizza to relieve any under stress and anxiety concerning these instances of disappearing pizza.

Additional resources to assistance victims of the this Disappearing Pizza Phenomenon:

Respectfully,

The Mama Rosa's Investigation Team